My Seams Are Straight. I Am Not. Black Cotton Apron

Description

This queer quilter apron features the Heymish design “My Seams Are Straight. I Am Not.” on a black cotton tie-back apron. It turns a familiar quilting phrase into a sharp little coming-out joke: the seam allowance may be straight, but the maker does not have to be. It helps keep clothes out of the firing line when thread, lint, dye or general creative chaos takes over.

Made for queer quilters, sewists and fabric lovers, it fits the queer quilting humour / lgbtq+ craft gifts / pride sewing niche without feeling like a generic Pride product. It is a strong choice for buyers looking for a gift that connects queer identity with real quilting and sewing culture.

WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
• Lets queer makers show Pride in a way that feels specific to their craft
• Creates an instant in-joke for quilters and sewists
• 100% cotton medium-weight fabric offers a comfortable layer for messy creative work
• Tie-back closure allows a flexible fit

PRODUCT DETAILS
• Black 100% cotton apron
• Medium-weight 176gsm fabric
• One size: approx. 25.59 × 35.43 in
• Approx. 38 in tie straps
• Tie-back closure
• No pockets
• Designed for adults

CARE
Machine wash cold at up to 30°C. Do not bleach or tumble dry. Iron on low heat. Do not dry clean.

MADE TO ORDER & RETURNS
This item is printed to order especially for you. Please check the product details and options carefully before buying. You can cancel or return most non-personalised items in line with our Store Policies and your UK consumer rights. Personalised items can only be returned if they are faulty or not as described.

If your item arrives damaged, defective or incorrect, please contact us with clear photos of the item and packaging so we can help put it right.

Designed by Heymish Handicrafts and produced to order with a specialist print partner.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in India

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Do not tumble dry, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean