Description
Crafty, chaotic, and just a touch cursed—this tee is for those who are fully self-aware and leaning all the way in. Whether you’re stitching sarcasm into every interaction or just embracing your beautifully unholy journey with style, this shirt says what we’re all thinking… with flair.
Perfect for the unfiltered, the unapologetic, and the creatively doomed.
Yes, the basket’s handmade. Yes, it’s fabulous. And yes, you’re driving.
Because if you’re going to hell, you might as well arrive in something custom.
Product Features:
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💯 100% Cotton Comfort: Soft, breathable fabric that’ll keep you cool—unlike your temper.
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🧵 No Side Seams: Clean lines and a smooth fit that won’t bunch or twist mid-eye roll.
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👕 Elastic Ribbed Collar: Keeps its shape, even if you lose yours.
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🎨 Dual Printing Techniques: Crisp, high-quality design that won’t fade, flake, or ghost you.
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🔖 Tear-Away Label: Because scratchy tags are the final straw.
Care Instructions:
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Wash cold, because hot water is for drama.
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Tumble dry low like your tolerance for nonsense.
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Bleach (non-chlorine) if needed—just like your coping mechanisms.
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Do not iron (seriously, who irons t-shirts?).
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No dry cleaning—this tee is low-maintenance, just like you pretend to be.
