Description
Look, some people take the high road — you’re just making yours handcrafted. This cozy unisex sweatshirt is perfect for those embracing their descent with flair, sarcasm, and a DIY attitude. Because if you’re going to hell, you might as well look good doing it.
Snug, stylish, and stitched with a touch of chaos, it’s the ultimate fit for when life’s on fire and you’re just vibing with your basket and bad decisions. Hot girl purgatory? Absolutely.
Product Features:
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Seamless Swagger
Knit in one piece using tubular magic—no side seams, no weird puckering. Just clean lines and good vibes.
Ribbed Collar That Knows Its Job
Highly elastic and holds its shape like a champ, even after one too many “just five more minutes” snoozes.
Double-Needle Stitching = Double the Sass Support
Reinforced in all the right places—shoulders, cuffs, neck, waistband. Tough love, sweatshirt-style.
Medium-Heavy Fabric = Ultimate Couch Companion
A cozy 50/50 blend of cotton and polyester (8.0 oz/yd²) that feels like a warm hug from someone who doesn’t talk too much.
Tear-Away Tag = No More Neck Itch Tantrums
Soft, pearlized, and ready to be ripped out of your life—like that one toxic ex.
Sustainability with Style
Made with 100% ethically grown US cotton and OEKO-TEX-certified dyes. Good for your closet and your conscience.
Care Instructions (Because You’ve Got Better Things to Do):
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Machine wash cold (like your iced coffee)
Non-chlorine bleach when necessary (but go easy, champ)
Tumble dry low (no high-heat drama)
Do not iron (we don’t do wrinkle stress here)- No dry cleaning (you’re not that high-maintenance)
