Description
Life moves fast—unless you’re a snail. And honestly? They might be onto something. This tee is a gentle reminder to slow down, breathe deep, and enjoy the little things (like cute snails and soft cotton).
Whether you’re a certified chill-master, a nature lover, or just trying to survive the chaos one slow step at a time, this shirt delivers laid-back vibes with a side of wholesome humor.
Don’t hurry. Be happy. The snails said so.
Product Features:
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💯 100% Cotton Comfort: Soft, breathable fabric that’ll keep you cool—unlike your temper.
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🧵 No Side Seams: Clean lines and a smooth fit that won’t bunch or twist mid-eye roll.
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👕 Elastic Ribbed Collar: Keeps its shape, even if you lose yours.
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🎨 Dual Printing Techniques: Crisp, high-quality design that won’t fade, flake, or ghost you.
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🔖 Tear-Away Label: Because scratchy tags are the final straw.
Care Instructions:
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Wash cold, because hot water is for drama.
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Tumble dry low like your tolerance for nonsense.
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Bleach (non-chlorine) if needed—just like your coping mechanisms.
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Do not iron (seriously, who irons t-shirts?).
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No dry cleaning—this tee is low-maintenance, just like you pretend to be.
