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Hell In A Handbasket – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
$18.00 – $20.00Crafty, chaotic, and just a touch cursed—this tee is for those who are fully self-aware and leaning all the way in. Whether you're stitching sarcasm into every interaction or just… -
Snail Dad Social Club – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
$18.00 – $20.00For the dads (or dad-energy folks) who know that real strength lies in patience, calm vibes, and a deep appreciation for tiny slimy companions—welcome to the club. Whether you're raising… -
Not My Coop Not My Poop – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
$18.00 – $20.00Sometimes you’ve just gotta let the hens handle their own drama. This tee is for the unbothered souls who know when to strut away and leave the mess behind—figuratively and… -
Snail Dad Mode – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
$18.00 – $20.00It’s not just a phase—it’s a lifestyle. Whether you’re misting a terrarium, researching snail diets, or just vibing at your own perfectly chill pace, this tee proudly declares your dedication… -
Snail Anxiety – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
$18.00 – $20.00The party might be poppin’, but your snails are pacing (slowly). This tee is for the homebodies, the snail parents, and the socially exhausted who always have the perfect exit… -
Snail Mom Mode – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
$18.00 – $20.00Snail Mom Mode isn't something you switch on—it's a full-time, slow-living, love-giving lifestyle. From carefully misting enclosures to cheering on your tiny slime babies as they explore the world at… -
Whimsical Tomfoolery – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
$18.00 – $20.00Let’s get one thing straight: whimsy isn’t just flower crowns and soft pastels. True whimsy involves commitment to chaos, an appreciation for the absurd, and at least one magical ride…