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It’s In My DNA – Personalized – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
£15.51 – £17.06Some things aren’t just learned—they're inherited. Show off your roots, your pride, and your identity with this bold and personal design. Whether it’s your heritage, culture, or homeland, this tee… -
Love Has No Borders – Personalized – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
£15.51 – £17.06Love doesn’t check passports. It doesn’t care about miles, time zones, or borders. This personalized tee celebrates long-distance love, international couples, and connections that go beyond geography. With two hearts… -
Patience Of A Saint – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
£13.96 – £15.51For the saints who’ve been tested one too many times—this one’s for you. Whether you're dodging idiocy at work, surviving family functions, or simply existing in a world full of… -
Trying My Best – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
£13.96 – £15.51Some days, it feels like the universe is doing the absolute most—and you’re just out here clinging to sanity with a coffee-stained to-do list and a questionable amount of patience.… -
Son Of A Stitch – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
£13.96 – £15.51For the crafty rebels, the sarcastic sewers, and anyone who knows their way around a needle and a good punchline—this shirt is tailor-made for you. Whether you're stitching fabric or… -
Don’t Hurry Be Happy – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
£13.96 – £15.51Life moves fast—unless you’re a snail. And honestly? They might be onto something. This tee is a gentle reminder to slow down, breathe deep, and enjoy the little things (like… -
Not My Coop Not My Poop – Unisex Sweatshirt
£23.26 – £27.14Serving barnyard sass, one cluck at a time. Whether you’re dodging drama like free-range chickens dodge fences or just letting the world know you’re not here for anyone’s mess—this sweatshirt… -
Snail Mom Social Club – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
£13.96 – £15.51Embrace your love for snails with our charming "Snail Mom Social Club" tee shirt! This delightful design celebrates the joys of snail motherhood and the unique bond with these slow-paced… -
Pretty Things Sarcastic – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
£0.00 – £15.51Delicate florals? Love ‘em. Shiny accessories? Yes, please. The occasional well-placed F-bomb? Absolutely essential. This shirt is for the unapologetic contradiction—equal parts elegance and expletive. Whether you're sipping rosé or… -
Hell In A Handbasket – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
£13.96 – £15.51Crafty, chaotic, and just a touch cursed—this tee is for those who are fully self-aware and leaning all the way in. Whether you're stitching sarcasm into every interaction or just… -
Snail Dad Social Club – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
£13.96 – £15.51For the dads (or dad-energy folks) who know that real strength lies in patience, calm vibes, and a deep appreciation for tiny slimy companions—welcome to the club. Whether you're raising… -
Not My Coop Not My Poop – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
£13.96 – £15.51Sometimes you’ve just gotta let the hens handle their own drama. This tee is for the unbothered souls who know when to strut away and leave the mess behind—figuratively and… -
Snail Dad Mode – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
£13.96 – £15.51It’s not just a phase—it’s a lifestyle. Whether you’re misting a terrarium, researching snail diets, or just vibing at your own perfectly chill pace, this tee proudly declares your dedication… -
Snail Anxiety – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
£13.96 – £15.51The party might be poppin’, but your snails are pacing (slowly). This tee is for the homebodies, the snail parents, and the socially exhausted who always have the perfect exit… -
Snail Mom Mode – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
£13.96 – £15.51Snail Mom Mode isn't something you switch on—it's a full-time, slow-living, love-giving lifestyle. From carefully misting enclosures to cheering on your tiny slime babies as they explore the world at… -
Whimsical Tomfoolery – Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
£13.96 – £15.51Let’s get one thing straight: whimsy isn’t just flower crowns and soft pastels. True whimsy involves commitment to chaos, an appreciation for the absurd, and at least one magical ride…